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Golden Tears Onion. Wise Women's Clever Cat Apothecary. Each one a fully realized product label. Each one saying exactly what it means without saying it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor the woman who reads the ingredients list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSet of 5 cards, each a different original design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e271gsm uncoated paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e4.25\" x 5.5\" (10.8 x 13.9 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMatching white envelopes included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted to order to reduce waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse It For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSending to the woman who just quit, just got passed over, or just needs to know you see her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGalentine's, birthdays, International Women's Day, Mother's Day or no occasion at all\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFraming. Seriously, these hold up on a wall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGifting to the feminist in your life who notices the fine print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who communicates primarily in dry understatement and pointed vintage aesthetics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the Design\u003c\/strong\u003e Five original label designs in a vintage apothecary and farmhouse aesthetic. The kind of labels you'd find in a general store that never existed but should have. The politics live in the product descriptions, the ingredient lists, the fine print. Coarse. Concentrated. Apply with intention. 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