{"product_id":"vintage-feminist-label-greeting-cards","title":"Vintage Feminist Label | Greeting Cards","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGot it. Short punchy opener, personality first, then Details, Use It For, About the Design. Let me rewrite:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFive fake products. All of them real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eVintage label art with feminist subtext living in the fine print. No lectures. No explanations. Just beautifully designed labels for things that don't exist but absolutely should. Coarse Sisters Sea Salt Scrub. Madam Riot's Mustard. Lady Lay's All Female Farm. Matriarch Seed Co. Golden Tears Onion. Wise Women's Clever Cat Apothecary. Each one a fully realized product label. Each one saying exactly what it means without saying it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor the woman who reads the ingredients list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSet of 5 cards, each a different original design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e271gsm uncoated paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e4.25\" x 5.5\" (10.8 x 13.9 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMatching white envelopes included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted to order to reduce waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse It For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSending to the woman who just quit, just got passed over, or just needs to know you see her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGalentine's, birthdays, International Women's Day, Mother's Day or no occasion at all\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFraming. Seriously, these hold up on a wall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGifting to the feminist in your life who notices the fine print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who communicates primarily in dry understatement and pointed vintage aesthetics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the Design\u003c\/strong\u003e Five original label designs in a vintage apothecary and farmhouse aesthetic. The kind of labels you'd find in a general store that never existed but should have. The politics live in the product descriptions, the ingredient lists, the fine print. Coarse. Concentrated. Apply with intention. All designs availabe on their own as well.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"4.25\" x 5.5\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated","offer_id":52025367855405,"sku":"11751522035787767254","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/9927\/3517\/files\/3356605939550401753_2048.jpg?v=1777628874","url":"https:\/\/dismantlethreads.com\/products\/vintage-feminist-label-greeting-cards","provider":"DismantleThreads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}