Atheism: The Original Non-Prophet | Ornament

Atheism: The Original Non-Prophet — Ceramic Ornament

A little holiday humor for the heretics.
This ornament features a snow globe filled with symbols from the world’s major religions — each one gently swirling beneath the caption “Atheism: The Original Non-Prophet.”
It’s clever, clean, and just irreverent enough to make believers blink twice before they laugh.

Details

100% ceramic
Glossy finish
Includes gold string for hanging
Available individually or in bundles of 3, 5, or 10
Printed to order — no wasted stock, no false idols

Use It For

Holiday décor with an atheist twist
A witty, conversation-starting gift for skeptics, secularists, and freethinkers
The perfect ornament for anyone who enjoys theology… from a safe distance

About the Artwork

Designed like a classic snow globe, this piece plays with contrasts — warm nostalgia meets sharp satire.
It’s a nod to shared symbolism, collective myth, and the humor that keeps us sane during the season of belief.
Balanced, bold, and just the right amount of blasphemous.