A small label with big energy.
This design borrows the aesthetic of an antique apothecary sign and gives it a subversive twist. The Wise Women’s Clever Cat Apothecary reimagines what it means to be “maleficent” — mischievous, intelligent, and unafraid to mix a little rebellion into the recipe.
Text reads:
“For all of your Maleficent Needs.”
“Smash, Burn, Trick, and Poison.”
Printed in rich vintage tones, this sticker adds witchy humor and feminist bite to any surface — perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or toolboxes of the modern-day troublemaker.
Details
Durable, high-opacity vinyl
Scratch, water, and UV resistant
Bubble-free application
Available in 3x3", 4x4", and 5.5x5.5" sizes
Printed to order to minimize waste
Use It For
Laptops and water bottles that double as conversation starters
Notebooks, altars, or mirror corners
Gifting to the clever cats, witches, and wise women in your circle
About the Artwork
Styled like a vintage apothecary sign, this design nods to the women who once ran such shops — women whispered about, feared, or dismissed as “maleficent.” Beneath the charm and wit, it’s a quiet tribute to their defiance.
The Clever Cat Apothecary leans into those old rumors on purpose — because in a world that still punishes outspoken women, we should all hope to be as rebellious as those who came before us.
Bold enough to stand out. Wise enough to never back down.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
HEIGHT (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| 3″×3″ |
3 |
3 |
| 4″×4″ |
4 |
4 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ |
5 ½ |
5 ½ |
