Capitalism Destroys the Plant — Unisex Sweatshirt
A cozy layer with a not-so-cozy truth.
This sweatshirt features a cheerful, cartoon Earth-person strolling along with the words “Capitalism Destroys the Plant” in bold retro lettering. Printed in green on a soft off-white, gold, light yellow, or mint background, it looks upbeat at first glance — until you actually read it.
It’s soft, warm, and quietly furious. Perfect for anyone who’s tired of “good vibes only” while everything green gets sold off to the highest bidder.
Details
Unisex crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000–style fit)
Soft midweight fleece — comfy without being bulky
Ribbed cuffs and waistband that hold their shape
True-to-size, gender-inclusive fit
Printed to order to reduce overproduction
Use It For
Layering at protests, climate actions, or long organizing days
Campus, classrooms, and offices where subtle isn’t your priority
Gifting to the friend who can’t stop sending you doom climate links, but still plants things anyway
About the Artwork
The design leans into retro optimism — happy Earth, easy stride, clean green type — and then undercuts it with a line that lands like a brick. It’s playful on the surface, pointed underneath, which is exactly how a lot of us survive talking about the planet right now.
