Capitalism Destroys the Plant — Unisex Tee
Bright, cheerful, and absolutely not subtle.
This tee features a happy cartoon Earth with legs, walking along like everything’s fine, under the caption: “Capitalism Destroys the Plant.”
Printed in green ink on soft retro tones (off white, gold, light yellow, or mint green), it looks cute at a glance and then hits a little harder when you actually read it.
It’s playful, direct, and made for people who are tired of watching profit come before a livable planet.
Details
Unisex short-sleeve tee
Soft, breathable cotton
Relaxed fit that works on all genders
Printed in green on off white, gold, light yellow, or mint green
Printed to order to avoid overproduction and waste
Use It For
Climate marches, community meetings, and everyday errands
Gifting to environmentalists, science teachers, and friends who refuse climate denial
Wearing when you want your shirt to do some of the talking for you
About the Artwork
The design borrows from retro cartoon graphics — simple shapes, bright colors, and a smiling character — to deliver a blunt message with a light touch.
It’s intentionally a little absurd: a happy Earth paired with a line that calls out the system burning it down.
