Class War Christmas | Unisex Tee

Festive colors. Anti-capitalist clarity.

This unisex tee pairs “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Class War” with “Merry Christmas Eat the Rich,” blending classic holiday typography with a message that refuses to disappear beneath tinsel and consumerism. Printed in red, green, and white, it looks festive enough from a distance — but the meaning is unmistakable.

A shirt for unions, Marxists, socialists, teachers, librarians, organizers, and anyone who understands that holiday cheer shouldn’t depend on exploitation.

Details
Classic unisex fit
Soft ringspun cotton
Direct-to-garment print
Red, green, and white holiday palette
Ethically sourced garment
Printed to order to reduce waste

Use It For
Union halls, classrooms, and winter meetings
Gifts for leftists, activists, and labor organizers
Holiday gatherings where honesty matters
A reminder that class war doesn’t take time off

About the Artwork
The design uses familiar Christmas tones to frame an unapologetically anti-capitalist message. By pairing holiday aesthetics with the phrases “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Class War” and “Merry Christmas Eat the Rich,” the piece pushes back against the sanitized, consumer-driven myth of the season. It speaks to the workers who built the economy and the countless people capitalism leaves behind — a festive disruption to the script we’re expected to follow.

It’s sharp, irreverent, and proudly political — a winter tee for people who refuse to pretend inequality is holiday-neutral.