Dumpster Fire Christmas QR Code | Sweatshirt

A cozy sweatshirt for people who can’t pretend everything’s fine just because there’s tinsel on it.
This design features Santa and cheerful kids gathered around a campfire — warm, festive, and just chaotic enough to feel accurate for our times. The text reads:

All I Want for Christmas Is to Extinguish This Dumpster Fire
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Each shirt includes a working QR code linking to a regularly updated list of direct-aid organizations supporting causes from Gaza to housing justice, climate relief, disability advocacy, and more. Try it out — it’s real, and it’s one of the easiest ways to turn conversation into contribution.

It’s a happy, subtle design — perfectly work-appropriate depending on your work. Up close, it’s a wink to those who get it.

Details

Gildan 18000 Midweight Sweatshirt
Soft cotton-blend fleece with ribbed cuffs and waistband
Unisex fit — runs true to size
Printed to order using eco-friendly inks

Use It For

Holiday parties where you’re done pretending everything’s fine
Gifting to the honest optimist in your life
Wearing irony and hope in equal measure

About the Artwork

This piece walks the line between chaos and cheer — a tongue-in-cheek celebration of survival in the middle of global burnout. It’s for the people who still believe community can put out fires faster than any government will.

Part of our Collective Action Holiday Series, where seasonal tradition meets direct action.