Dumpster Fire Xmas QR Code | Unisex Shirt

A unisex tee for people who’ve stopped pretending the season is all joy and no chaos.
Santa’s on the roof, the kids are beaming, and the fire’s still burning — because sometimes the only way to stay warm in this economy is by laughing at the absurdity of it all.

All I Want for Christmas Is to Extinguish This Dumpster Fire
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Each shirt includes a scannable QR code that links directly to verified, regularly updated charities — supporting everything from humanitarian aid and housing justice to disability advocacy and climate action. Wear it, scan it, and let others do the same. It’s activism disguised as cheer.

Subtle enough for work (depending on your workplace), funny enough for your next ugly-sweater party, and real enough for anyone feeling the weight of the world this winter.

Details

Unisex short-sleeve tee
Soft cotton blend — breathable and comfortable for everyday wear
Classic fit, true to size
Printed to order with eco-friendly inks to reduce waste

Use It For

Holiday parties that need a spark of honesty
Everyday wear when irony is survival
Gifting to someone who still believes in doing good between laughs

About the Artwork

The design walks a fine line between optimism and exhaustion — Santa and his joyful crowd holding the fire at bay, a playful metaphor for collective effort in the middle of global burnout.
Part of our Collective Action Holiday Series, where seasonal nostalgia meets direct impact.