Godless Greeting | Flag

Godless Greetings — House Flag

For when “Happy Holidays” doesn’t quite cover it.
This bold house flag takes the classic ugly Christmas sweater layout and swaps the sermon for something far more honest: Godless Greetings in big, unapologetic type, wrapped in winter icons and geometric patterning.

It’s festive without being saccharine, irreverent without being cruel — the perfect banner for atheists, skeptics, pagans, and anyone who loves the season but not the sermonizing. Hang it where the whole neighborhood can see it.

Details
House flag size options: typically 28" × 40" (check product selector for exact dimensions)
Durable, lightweight polyester suitable for outdoor or indoor use
Single-sided print with design visible on both sides (reverse on back)
Flag pole and hardware not included
Printed to order to reduce waste

Use It For
Front porch or balcony décor that says exactly where you stand
Window display for apartments, studios, or community spaces
A statement piece for secular households, pagan Yule gatherings, and godless holiday parties

About the Artwork
This design borrows the language of traditional knit patterns — borders, repeats, symmetry — and rewrites the message. Godless Greetings is a secular, slightly feral alternative to the same old pious winter phrases, making room for pagan Yule, atheist joy, and everyone who’s here for the lights, not the liturgy.

It’s playful, direct, and a little defiant — a flag for people who like their holidays cozy, critical, and entirely their own.