For everyone who loves the lights, the rituals, and the chaos of winter — just not the sermon. This mug wraps an ugly Christmas sweater–style “Godless Greetings” design around your coffee, tea, or midnight cocoa. It’s festive, irreverent, and very clear about where you stand on forced cheer and compulsory belief.
Winter is hard enough. You’re allowed to enjoy the season without pretending it belongs to any one god.
Details Available in 11 oz and 15 oz White ceramic with glossy finish Design printed around the mug Dishwasher and microwave safe Printed to order to reduce waste
Use It For Morning coffee before family gatherings and small talk Desk mug for atheists, agnostics, exvangelicals, and quiet heretics Gifting to friends who love the tree, the snacks, and the chaos — but not the doctrine
About the Artwork The design borrows from classic knit holiday patterns while quietly stepping outside the nativity narrative. It nods to older winter traditions — pagan yule, long nights, shared warmth — without centering the church. It’s a secular, sharp, and slightly smug seasonal greeting for anyone who knows joy, community, and ritual don’t need divine approval to matter.
