An ugly Christmas sweater for the godless among us. This tee features a bold “Godless Greetings” design in classic knit-style graphics — snowflakes, borders, and holiday patterning that read festive from a distance and quietly heretical up close. It’s cozy on the surface and unapologetically secular underneath.
Perfect if you love the season but not the sermon.
Details Unisex short-sleeve t-shirt Soft, midweight cotton (or cotton blend, depending on color) Classic fit — works on all genders and body types Printed to order with eco-friendly inks to reduce waste
Use It For Holiday parties where you’d rather skip the evangelism Winter wear for atheists, agnostics, pagans, and quiet skeptics Gifting to friends who celebrate Yule, solstice, or “just the vibes”
About the Artwork This design borrows the visual language of traditional Christmas sweaters — repeating motifs, knit-style texture, and familiar holiday rhythm — then swaps out the pious messaging for something a lot more honest. “Godless Greetings” is a wink to everyone who enjoys the lights, food, and community but doesn’t feel represented by the religious script that usually comes with it.
