Regurgitate The Rich | Unisex Tee

Cottagecore softness with anti-capitalist teeth.

This unisex tee features the phrase “Regurgitate The Rich” framed by a majestic owl and an oval crest of delicate flowers. It’s a creative twist on the classic Eat the Rich sentiment — same politics, new imagery — blending cottagecore whimsy with a sharp critique of wealth hoarding. Gentle from a distance, unmistakable up close.

Comfortable, easy to wear, and designed for everyday resistance.

Details
Classic unisex fit
Soft ringspun cotton
Direct-to-garment print
Owl + floral crest in a cottagecore palette
Multiple color + size options
Printed to order to reduce waste

Use It For
Daily wear with a subversive streak
Gifts for leftists, readers, and cottagecore rebels
Layering with knits, flannels, and folklore-inspired outfits
A quiet refusal of capitalist fairytales

About the Artwork
The artwork pairs a regal owl and floral crest — symbols of wisdom and the natural world — with the sharp declaration “Regurgitate The Rich.” By reimagining the Eat the Rich message through pastoral, folklore-inspired imagery, the design highlights how resistance can be soft without losing its edge. It’s a reclamation of beauty, nature, and gentleness as political power.

It’s whimsical, incisive, and quietly radical — a shirt for anyone who rejects the myth that capitalism deserves reverence.