Satirical Atheist | Ornament

Sweet Baby Jesus, Please Protect Me… From Your Followers — Ceramic Ornament

Reverent art, irreverent truth.
This ornament pairs the soft glow of stained glass with biting modern satire — a child in prayer beneath the caption “Sweet Baby Jesus, Please Protect Me… From Your Followers.”

The design blends irony and elegance: rich jewel tones, classic cathedral lines, and a message that lands with quiet precision. It’s a perfect balance of sacred style and secular wit.

Details

100% ceramic
Glossy finish
Includes gold string for hanging
Available individually or in bundles of 3, 5, or 10
Printed to order — no excess stock or waste

Use It For

Holiday décor with a sharp sense of humor
A gift for atheists, skeptics, or anyone who loves clever religious satire
A subtle statement that asks for peace — not piety

About the Artwork

Inspired by the luminous storytelling of stained glass, this piece uses traditional religious imagery to make a modern point: faith isn’t the problem — fanaticism is.
It’s both tongue-in-cheek and deeply thoughtful, crafted for those who find light in irony and beauty in honesty.