Three "Wise" Men | Sweatshirt

A cozy dose of seasonal sarcasm.
This sweatshirt features a holiday sweater–style design with bold text that reads:

“Three Wise Men.”
“HA HA HA HA.”

It’s festive enough for office parties and family gatherings — but the subtext lands softly and sharply: if three men agree they’re wise, it might be time to laugh.

Available in two color schemes:
Classic Christmas — red, green, and white
Winter/Hanukkah — blue and white

Equal parts comfortable and confrontational, it’s the perfect winter layer for anyone who prefers humor with bite.

Details
Soft, midweight cotton-blend fleece (Gildan 18000)
Classic unisex fit
Ribbed cuffs and hem for structure
Printed to order with eco-friendly inks
Ethically sourced and sweatshop-free

About the Artwork
This design takes the familiar symmetry of an ugly Christmas sweater and flips its message. The pattern draws you in with warmth, then delivers the joke — a reminder that reverence for authority should always come with a laugh track.
It’s satire disguised as cheer, made for those who question tradition while still enjoying the cocoa.

Part of the Holiday Shop, where humor and heresy make the season bright.