Three "Wise" Men | Unisex Shirt

A festive design with a raised eyebrow.
This shirt features a holiday sweater–style layout that reads:

“Three Wise Men.”
“HA HA HA HA.”

A clean laugh on the surface — and a critique underneath. Because when a few men claim wisdom, history tends to prove otherwise.

Available in two color schemes: 
Classic Christmas — red, green, and white
Winter/Hanukkah — blue and white

Playful, irreverent, and sharper than it first appears. Ideal for holiday gatherings, classrooms, or any setting where irony passes as politeness.

Details
100% cotton
Unisex fit
Soft, midweight fabric
Printed to order with eco-friendly inks
Ethically sourced and sweatshop-free

About the Artwork
This design borrows from the structure of an ugly Christmas sweater — cheerful symmetry and familiar patterns — to deliver something far less traditional. It’s a wink at authority, a reminder that “wise men” have never been the only ones thinking critically, and a moment of humor in a season that could use more of it.

Part of the Holiday Shop, where subversion meets celebration — and laughter becomes resistance.