Ungovernable Christmas Goose | Sweatshirt

Holiday cheer for the unruly.

This unisex sweatshirt features the single word “Ungovernable” framed by an art-deco collage of winter symbols, geese, and blades — a beautifully absurd nod to the long tradition of geese as agents of chaos and unexpected rebellion. It’s festive only at first glance; look closer and it becomes a quiet indictment of holiday obedience culture.

Warm, comfortable, and proudly off-script, this is winter wear for anarchists, mischief-makers, folklore lovers, and anyone who finds the idea of “behaving” during the holidays laughable.

Details
Soft, midweight unisex sweatshirt
Cozy fleece interior
Direct-to-garment print
Art-deco holiday collage with goose + knives
Multiple color + size options
Printed to order to reduce waste

Use It For
Holiday gatherings where conformity is optional
Gifts for the delightfully unruly
Winter markets, night walks, and solstice parties
Signaling “I’m not here to obey” without saying a word

About the Artwork
The design blends art-deco structure with subversive iconography: a regal goose, knives, winter motifs, and the bold declaration Ungovernable. The goose stands as a symbol of unruliness — a creature historically associated with warning cries, disruption, and feral autonomy. The collage pulls holiday imagery out of its usual sweetness and reshapes it into something funnier, stranger, and far more honest.

It’s playful, rebellious, and unmistakably off-tradition — a winter sweatshirt for people who refuse to perform seasonal obedience.