Got it. Short punchy opener, personality first, then Details, Use It For, About the Design. Let me rewrite:
Five fake products. All of them real.
Vintage label art with feminist subtext living in the fine print. No lectures. No explanations. Just beautifully designed labels for things that don't exist but absolutely should. Coarse Sisters Sea Salt Scrub. Madam Riot's Mustard. Lady Lay's All Female Farm. Matriarch Seed Co. Golden Tears Onion. Wise Women's Clever Cat Apothecary. Each one a fully realized product label. Each one saying exactly what it means without saying it.
For the woman who reads the ingredients list.
Details
Set of 5 cards, each a different original design
271gsm uncoated paper
4.25" x 5.5" (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
Blank inside
Matching white envelopes included
Printed to order to reduce waste
Use It For
Sending to the woman who just quit, just got passed over, or just needs to know you see her
Galentine's, birthdays, International Women's Day, Mother's Day or no occasion at all
Framing. Seriously, these hold up on a wall
Gifting to the feminist in your life who notices the fine print
Anyone who communicates primarily in dry understatement and pointed vintage aesthetics
About the Design Five original label designs in a vintage apothecary and farmhouse aesthetic. The kind of labels you'd find in a general store that never existed but should have. The politics live in the product descriptions, the ingredient lists, the fine print. Coarse. Concentrated. Apply with intention. All designs availabe on their own as well.
